December 2010
11 posts
Life learns you good.
Here are some things that I’ve learned, especially some things that I’ve come to realize over this break:
Everyone thinks that they are a good driver. I promise to you, you probably are not.
Never hint that a woman is pregnant. Won’t you feel like an ass when she’s not.
It’s probably not the jeans that makes your butt look fat.
Everyone is going to die regardless...
Happy Christmas Eve.
This morning has included such one liners such as:
” Lake effect lager… I can’t wait to try this one!”
and
“I’m a man. Men don’t read instructions.”
I’m also not allowed to help my father and brother put stuff together… I suppose that is because.
“With great mustache comes great responsibility.”
My Grandfather...
Today my family went over to my grandparents house.
My Grandfather just bought his first laptop and is very proud of himself.
He was showing it to my brother and I and said, “Online it said that this computer has one of the best motherboards. I mean, whatever a motherboard is, I assume that it’s important.”
I would just like to reiterate that I love being home.
My father...
My father is showing my brother, his best friend, and I all of his fun hunting stuff.
His guns are all over our house and he has bullets laying everywhere for my dog to chew on.
And now he’s showing us the “dirt scented” fabric sheets he wants to wash his hunting clothes in. And the “special kit” of unscented, dirt smelling cleaning supplies which includes:
...
One of those days, I suppose.
So I just took a shower, look at me being clean and stuff,
and I come back in my room in my cute little bath robe and
sit on the couch and go on my computer before I have to start
getting ready. My room mate, Jhelsea, leaves her room to go into
the bathroom. She comes back, looks at me all scary like and says,
“Did you just take a shower in that bathroom?”. I say, “Why yes,...
ho hum.
Life is short.
Do what you love, and do it often.
If you don’t like something, change it.
Stop over analyzing.
Life is simple.
Open your mind, arms, and heart to new things.
Live your dream.
Wear your passion.
